COLTS CRUISE: The Colts finished with 437 yards of offence despite playing without leading rusher Ahmad Bradshaw (neck) and centre Samson Satele (elbow). They also were without fullback Stanley Havili (ankle) for part of the game. They overcame those injuries with relative ease, racking up 26 first downs and converting 6 of 13 third downs..Because the programme requires a lot of elbow room, I had to clear out my living room, and unfortunately the Xbox didn't give me any brownie points for that additional workout. Considering I have to shift the couch and armchairs every time I do this, that's a bit harsh, but I've chosen to take each rearrangement as additional notches on my belt of physical awesomeness. My dogs have chosen to take them as signs of the apocalypse, or an impending change of address, and they freak out each time I do it, so I end up rewarding them with a walk or a bit of backyard play.

I kept watching that 286pound monster ("20 stone six") they had